Tyler (straight) When I was 7 years old I swallowed 10 marblesTumblr (3.0; @boodlicious)http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bq7rAxMX1qgr9bmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710490535http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710490535Sat, 18 May 2013 01:58:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asap-tran.tumblr.com/post/50605176639/life-hack">asap-tran</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://really-shit.tumblr.com/post/50600882267">really-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span></span><span>If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710412444http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710412444Sat, 18 May 2013 01:56:31 -0400<p>Golly I am such a white boy</p>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710401630http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710401630Sat, 18 May 2013 01:56:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3b1eddcb98bf4ec8825be687f5861eb/tumblr_mffyj1h2IZ1rhixi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710367205http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710367205Sat, 18 May 2013 01:55:32 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i6zaVYWLTkU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luucydang.tumblr.com/post/50709509087/memewhore-vermidian-frosted-buttz-how">luucydang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/50708629790/vermidian-frosted-buttz-how-people-on-the">memewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vermidian.tumblr.com/post/42648155317/frosted-buttz-how-people-on-the-east-coast">vermidian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frosted-buttz.tumblr.com/post/42630100220/how-people-on-the-east-coast-prepare-for-a">frosted-buttz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <blockquote> <div> <h2 class="title editable"><strong><span><br/>How People on the East Coast Prepare for a Blizzard</span></strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable"></div> </div> </blockquote> <p>accurate beyond belief </p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>I peed a little…</p> </blockquote> <p>AhahhHahahahhHAHAHAHAhhahababBabfmkdmaaanhahahahaHA omfg</p> </blockquote>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710285612http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710285612Sat, 18 May 2013 01:53:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e94d004e1cbd5f7a053d27c2b189cee/tumblr_mig6ufsoX61qjhmoto2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf76c2bd2df755aed4adeeab7b6943e7/tumblr_mig6ufsoX61qjhmoto3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1ee3e50c6cb66187d365172f5867f06/tumblr_mig6ufsoX61qjhmoto4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8959bfb29feba4a496dd00d8f96ada3a/tumblr_mig6ufsoX61qjhmoto5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78d981037ba1d3b5c171717df2664583/tumblr_mig6ufsoX61qjhmoto6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abb79add5e2dda526b65176976d40644/tumblr_mig6ufsoX61qjhmoto7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710215849http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50710215849Sat, 18 May 2013 01:52:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb285e33c9b543a340cae32b192f131c/tumblr_mmxk2ctuMq1qf4nqeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50709047305http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50709047305Sat, 18 May 2013 01:27:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ea38f06efbc0da2503b21c474f47083/tumblr_mmtozoXSHi1qjspbjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50708714130http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50708714130Sat, 18 May 2013 01:21:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf55b7a2aac467dbd1baa5510f2308da/tumblr_mkymlrkP3r1rjuaruo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50707655343http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50707655343Sat, 18 May 2013 01:01:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e996ea652bbd7b7978ac7486c40fdbd/tumblr_mmysti6pqh1r7dh0ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50707594794http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50707594794Sat, 18 May 2013 01:00:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50669347136/the-adequate-gatsby-the-adequate-gatsby-my">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50668468969/the-adequate-gatsby-my-sister-keeps-asking-me">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/50667978361/my-sister-keeps-asking-me-if-i-want-to-go-see-the">the-adequate-gatsby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8cace5ac37c1eddec20a865d4bfdccd6/tumblr_inline_mmyj8krTRm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3328a4dda62a46d736620798bfde7f73/tumblr_inline_mmyjusrSBd1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50703649461http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50703649461Fri, 17 May 2013 23:56:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorville.tumblr.com/post/50048684437/use-proper-table-etiquette-while-you-eat-me-out">whorville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Use proper table etiquette while you eat me out</p> </blockquote>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50703460238http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50703460238Fri, 17 May 2013 23:53:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c493423b0ba7c70aa372942f0589b409/tumblr_mmmeienUbI1s2yegdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50702430515http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50702430515Fri, 17 May 2013 23:38:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11a5e12ad2b500b303cd076790d013a1/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34e65befe23a85ee01f813ad9d460cbc/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f47e6ede2de683636fd23ad16ddcc356/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff93809a4e7149eb2e0ff39f0c1169e/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ba2225da3fd643befe5c90598ab0e33/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd80552d853bf4222b7269055681f6f3/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50700656217http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50700656217Fri, 17 May 2013 23:13:20 -0400<p>I support any joke that ends in &#8220;my dick&#8221;</p>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50699725488http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50699725488Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:26 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50695395437">boodlicious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This girl is beautiful until you realize that she poops through her mouth</p> </blockquote> <p>At 4 AM I thought this was genius enough to queue for a later time for some reason</p>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50695810574http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50695810574Fri, 17 May 2013 22:06:23 -0400<p>This girl is beautiful until you realize that she poops through her mouth</p>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50695395437http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50695395437Fri, 17 May 2013 22:00:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ea5d4b2849af1c4292cd588b01e5a4b/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29a6f88be2c7bd99587248924f87e571/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea53dac3a90b5ad0d7ade4901cd89013/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbddcf646deed3050b2e5e0c5b1d7574/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trashfemme.tumblr.com/post/50675804518/miss-mystique-dorkly-the-sims-career">trashfemme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miss--mystique.tumblr.com/post/50675361733/dorkly-the-sims-career-ladder-i-am-crying">miss—mystique</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/50654965844/the-sims-career-ladder">dorkly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/comic/52012/the-sims-career-ladder"><strong>The Sims Career Ladder</strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>I am crying</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50694934783http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50694934783Fri, 17 May 2013 21:53:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0c12a00e5f75097dfc311d9326da05a/tumblr_mlgdxt6HSg1ria8x2o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50692761532http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50692761532Fri, 17 May 2013 21:22:07 -0400<p><span>The rape flute, an alternative to the rape whistle. We also offer rape bongo&#8217;s and rape french horns </span></p>http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50692742115http://boodlicious.tumblr.com/post/50692742115Fri, 17 May 2013 21:21:50 -0400