Boo D. Licious

What went through my head just a few minutes ago looking around Facebook:

“Here we see a wild female taking provocative photo’s of herself to attract potential mates. The amount of likes she has on those photo’s gives her a higher chance of reproduction and the continuation of her genes into the next generation.”

You don’t know me? Seriously? You like everything I post on Facebook, retweet almost everything on Twitter, I see you every single morning of school, and take the same path to half of our classes… You know me don’t lie creeper haha you are probably reading this too since you most likely found my Tumblr by now.

• Random girl: Why did you add me on facebook?
• Me: Oh your name was sitting in my "people you may know" section of Facebook so I thought I would add you so it would go away. (I lied! I actually added you because your extremely attractive and hope to one day touch your private parts)