I wish my hair changed color like Tonks

When cute girls spam my Facebook <3

I want to start a conversation with you but I actually want to sleep tonight

Your words make me nocturnal 

I don’t understand why some guys are so attracted to butts. I am such a boob guy

Being confronted on Facebook

  • Random girl: Why did you add me on facebook?
  • Me: Oh your name was sitting in my "people you may know" section of Facebook so I thought I would add you so it would go away. (I lied! I actually added you because your extremely attractive and hope to one day touch your private parts)