Bad horror movies are bad

But so good

The club can’t even handle me right now.

Strangest conversation ever

  • Me: Hell yea! I only go for da girls that are triple my age
  • Friend: Probably more than triple.
  • Me: Yea your right. You know what I say "If she ain't 55, don't even want to try"

Making noises in surprise when the one person you hate more than anything in the world interacts with you…

I always give out an awkward “ahhhh!” when I see someone I hate

Tragic.: Noises

destructrice:

When you are alone in your home, regardless of the hour, the little sounds of an old house are amplified. Multiplied. Sometimes, you’re almost sure there’s someone else there causing those little noises, but it’s only your imagination overshadowing your semblance of logic. That familiar fight or…

That awkward moment when you think you lost your phone, and when you sit up you realize it’s in your pocket… Happened to me like 3 times today