When I start eating something I literally cannot stop. It’s like feeding a log into a wood chipper and trying to pull it out half way

Ugh you’re melting my heart right now <333

I am literally like the worst at flirting

I can easily talk to people through text but like I can never like walk up to someone and spark conversation. I smile and wink but unless the conditions are right I like can’t mutter a phrase without it being broken.

Fuck this

I’m saying hi to you Monday

So Bored!

Rawr! Ima Ferocious Tiger! Raaaaawwwrrrr! <3 <3 <3

I am so bored…

I have 73 individual strands of hair on all the fingers of my left hand.

I am exactly 9 feet, 4 inch’s away from my Television.

My fridge has 6 total gallons and 4 pints of liquid in it

SOMEONE HELP ME!