I am literally like the worst at flirting

I can easily talk to people through text but like I can never like walk up to someone and spark conversation. I smile and wink but unless the conditions are right I like can’t mutter a phrase without it being broken.

That awkward moment when you laugh randomly because you remembered something super funny.

The Tumblr Awkward Moment: when a follower messages you asking for a “follow back/promo” and their blog is a piece of shit! smh

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That awkward moment when you think you lost your phone, and when you sit up you realize it’s in your pocket… Happened to me like 3 times today

"That awkward moment when you get into a stranger’s van and there’s no candy."

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That awkward moment when your about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror…

Today my grandmother asked me how gay people have sex…And I had to explain it to her.

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