Guys I need to confess something. I haven’t been honest with all of you amazing followers and the guilt is starting to get to me. You guys have been nothing but loyal and amazing but I really can’t continue living this lie.
I’ve been wearing anchor arms this whole time, I don’t actually have muscular arms.
The meaning of life is to give life a meaning come on people that’s something we can all agree with.
“Tubby Roosevelt” is by far the best presidential insult but I bet if anyone called him that they didn’t live long enough to document it.
My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.
Double backflips off the hood of a car onto a skateboard being propelled by jets fueled by the tears of orphans screaming yolo