Boo D. Licious

Guys I need to confess something. I haven’t been honest with all of you amazing followers and the guilt is starting to get to me. You guys have been nothing but loyal and amazing but I really can’t continue living this lie.

I’ve been wearing anchor arms this whole time, I don’t actually have muscular arms.

The meaning of life is to give life a meaning come on people that’s something we can all agree with.

“Tubby Roosevelt” is by far the best presidential insult but I bet if anyone called him that they didn’t live long enough to document it.

My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.

Double backflips off the hood of a car onto a skateboard being propelled by jets fueled by the tears of orphans screaming yolo

“But I have swag” Justin whispers as he realizes he can’t reach the cocoa puffs on the top shelf