Well I wanted to be you for halloween but I couldn’t fit that many dicks in my mouth…

When I’m at school..

beefunny:

and my teacher is like:

Today we’re learning “x-11 √ x +8 =0”


but then we’re all just like: oh! we’re going to learn a BUNCH OF CRAP YOU’LL NEVER USE AGAIN!


(Source: didemdilek, via dancingcows)