Boo D. Licious
Description
Tyler (straight)When I was 7 years old I swallowed 10 marbles
Links
- Flirt with me
- My face for curious onlookers
- My Twitter
- Send me pictures of your butt
- My Beautiful Tumblr Wife
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The year is 2032
Taylor Swift runs out of living celebrities to date and is forced to date and break up with herself in order to continue her music career
"Spaghetti"
Eminem
This makes me feel so uncomfortable
"Be cute so the internet will like me"
Me to my mirror
Guys I need to confess something. I haven’t been honest with all of you amazing followers and the guilt is starting to get to me. You guys have been nothing but loyal and amazing but I really can’t continue living this lie.
I’ve been wearing anchor arms this whole time, I don’t actually have muscular arms.
The meaning of life is to give life a meaning come on people that’s something we can all agree with.
“Tubby Roosevelt” is by far the best presidential insult but I bet if anyone called him that they didn’t live long enough to document it.
