Your words make me nocturnal
ATD - At the Doctors
BFF - Best friend’s Funeral
BTW - Bring the wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot where I was
GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
HGBM - Had good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is my hearing-aid on?
GGLKI - Gotta gom Laxative kickin’ in